About Me

Is it me or is coming up with a username for anything really hard?

You want to seem cool and unique, whilst still trying to stay relevant to the subject you will be talking about. I'm neither cool nor unique, and I'm not sure how relevant a burnt cookie is to what I will be writing about, although every time I have tried to make cookies they have burnt.

Maybe I will talk about burnt cookies, I hope not though, I would rather talk about cookies I have made successfully because this blog is going to be all about my attempts to be a domestic goddess, well sort of.

I want to be a trophy wife with a kick arse body, I want to be able to get my hair in those gorgeous 50s styles,  I want to be a culinary genius and I want to be pristine at all times, all whilst holding down my kick arse job.

I'm not very good at cooking, I can bake quite well (well obviously not cookies),  I have a strong aversion to the gym and if I've got enough energy to brush my hair then the people around me are lucky, so I definitely have a long way to go.

Oh, a bit about me, that would be helpful wouldn't it. Girl, 22, East London, knitter, nerd.

I think I have rambled on long enough. Basically this blog will mainly be about womanly things. Hopefully lots of cooking and knitting, maybe a bit of beauty, plenty of spelling mistake and who knows what else!